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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:53

What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are some of your shocking stories?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

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Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?